Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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