Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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