Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just cut my nipple shaving
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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