So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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