I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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