ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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