I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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