there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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