You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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