you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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