are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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