Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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