had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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