i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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