As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
No subtext here. People are naked.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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