Ambien. No doubt about it.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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