if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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