Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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