Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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