three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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