i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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