# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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