I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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