Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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