It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize