i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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