I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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