Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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