Swine flu. Run for my life!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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