did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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