I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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