Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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