Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
soo... how was my night?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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