i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"