I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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