i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
His nipple licking is glorious
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