did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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