She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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