There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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