During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You are the jesus of drinking
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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