you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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