But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish i was in the wii world.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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