i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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