Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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