North Korea, Best Korea!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
