2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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