I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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