The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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