You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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