Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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