I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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