How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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